Dear Mr. President,
My name is Peter Grosz and I host a talk show at the Second City in Chiccago. We talk about stuff in the news and whatnot. It's usually a good time. We would love to have you as a guest on our talk show. It's not on tv, so that's pretty much it. My hhome number is 773-425-6663. Call me anytime day of night, war or peace. Ha, ha, ha. just a little presidential humor. Seriously, you would probably have a great time. You don't even have to read the paper. See you soon. His to Laura.
Sincerely,
Peter Grosz,
Chicago (at Foley Sq.)