Dear Mr. President,
Whom do you have to fuck in order to abdicate the throne? We will provide you with girls ranging from 18 to 30, virgin or slutty, vaginal or anal, with drugs or not. We can arrange a nonstop fortnight of fornication with the hottest girls from around the globe. Choose not to run again andall this will be yours.
Sincerely,<Uncle Biggy
Commissioner of NY kickball
