Dear Mr. President,
Thank you very much for saddling me with a 14 plus thousand dollar debt over my lifetime. Thank you very much for lying abut the war that my friend Bryan is in Bagdad fighting. Thank yu very much for leaving us to clean up yor mes.s. It's OK because come November we're going to give you a vacation as a reward for all that you've done for us.
Sincerely,
Your buddy Marc
Biddeford, Maine
(in Boston)
