The Greensboro patriot [January 12, 1871]

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IlRACTICE iullieCourlsofGuilford,Alauienoe
,. ll.iid.uii, Stokes, Yedkiu, Sorry,
1..- * agbaai end CasHou Counties
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Business Cards.
W. B. FAERAfi,~
WATCH MAKES. JEWELS* a
OI-rlCIAS.
GsBSBebetO, N- C,
Ha> constantly on hand a
Spiellllill assortment of
FuMoiuible Jewelry,
.ml *..me splendid Hale**!
A NI> CLOCKS,
Which iri/l oe told
< • 11 !•: A I' lor O ASHI
[? Ui.i.lo-.(l..l.,.l.»-lr.t,.u»»iiul Machine*,
ai I I'-'.i- rnaiivd II,»-BI. MM on atari notice,
c 1 1 p. -ire Hie Old AlhrejU Hotel, Eut
i.iki si •!. 10-ly
■•-k II.I S.ll.'.
The Tary beat
•I,' i<.rrii-)HHl al roaMinable ratea, eitkar
1I1. kiin, limilcn North ortown, or dalin
I). H . KIBKI'ATKICK.
AprilS. «Hf.
B*1
) i.vs8.1 nimia I»rr«« A. FRASKUH.
Valentine & Fnwtvlia.
Impmttr* and WkoluaU Dttltrt
IN
WHITE GOODS, HOSIERY, CLOVES,
* otioas, <kt.
No. 1208 MAIN STSEET,
RICHMOND "V".A_
MACKENZIE BRQTHIER5.
IMFMTKU AID HANtrACTURB&S
Coach «V Saddlery
HAKDWARE,
■ttl Waal B»ltiniin» Street,
llll.TIMOBE, MD.
Aitfcuat 18:fim.
S. H. HAWE?,
Ulioi WBiMM A RKTAIL DKALBB IM
ANTHRACITE
lliliiminous Coal,
I'.ik'i.t.-.-iith mid Carr StreeU.
RICHlStr02^"ID, "V"J»_ ,
Sor lu iHii-pd
Jewelry Given Away I
RALPH'S CAROLINA SNUFF
IS ■ BUWia. ttmh S1111II—manutaclanJ from a
liiH*-jnnliiy <>n«*at,by apwiiliarp«>c«««,wb.ch
'"imvi* ilti-iin[iurili*-»—y*l n-Laiun all th« aro-
" «iiv Hav.T i>f ih- Toimrco.
1 lii- Snuff \- uml\y paiktwl in one and iwo
BOM—, —4 tW fa j>urpt-fw of making
lupular. Twoartj boxtw in everj grow con-i.-
Hii|itiil articlf ofjew-ilry.
! 1 -..'. al n-tail by all Ui« »u>rv, aod orders
al tai«i..ry pcioal by
K. W. GLIkNN * 80N,
•i.liii Grtwueburo, N. C.
The Greensboro
Established in 1824.} THURSDAY, JAKftUfct ifktm. {'^♦w Mnes JNO. 151.
Remember h
TOMBS and
MONUMENTS.
The nndersigxsed respectfullr inforae hiafrissjda
id the public al lanra.that lie'is uiw preparad U
fartuahall kiniU of MouiimenU and Tombetooca.
of latest designs, with promptussa, and at prices
te soH I b« UDMS.
Orders fiiiiciied and promptly rilled.
EsT"All wurk weal of Cumpany Shops delirsrad
D tlie railroad fre« of chanre.
S. C. 1.0BKRT8ON.
SO.ly CUrUm, N, t.
N.H. D.WILSON,
Creneral Insurance Agent,
bHKKM-HUBo, n.O.
Rapnaenta FIKE Companiea with aM»f»ta
CAPITAL ot
Twuir ■MWiiaaf BVaUaia.
ALOO THE
JETSA Life LNSl'RINCE COMPANY,
Warnaanaml bj any in the CHEAPNESS
and Reliability of Ua Polielea.
ASSETS $12,OOp,CXX3.
Call ana ituora your property againat loaa
by fire, and thoa neenro yon a home, and pre-
Tent embarreestuciit in bnsineaa, in eaaa af
aeoident.
«5T Provide a LIFE POLICY for tie aap-port
of yont wife and children when yon are
Erie. Omen :-Banking Bottae of Wilaou
Shober, South Elm St. _ Wjly_
N. H. DT Witaoii. CHA«. E. BnoBB*.
WILSON at SIIOBKR,
BANKERS,
OREESSB0R0, N.C.,
(South Klui Street, opposite ExpreM OBce.)
Buy and eeil Gold and SuVer, Hank Notee,
State and Oorernment Bond*, Rail Boad Sl-'k.
and Bond*, drc., Ac.
(7 BaoaiT* Honey on depoeit aubject to SIGHT
CHECK: and allow interest In laiae!
upon lime depoeiu of CURRENCY or SPECIE.
Discount Ilueineee 1'n.in-r!
Collections Hade at all Accessible Points.
Sept. 16th, ly
HEW STORE I HEW GOODS 11
mHE uudoi'hijctied would reapeetfully in-
X form the piiblic that they aro now open-ing
and intend keeping constantly on haud,a
targe and well aaleeUMl atock of
FTRE FAMILY GROCERIES,
til.ASS AND QVEEN'8 WARE,
FANCY AIjJTICLES, &c.
All of which they offer low for CASH «r
PKODI'I'E al Market prieea. They would
eapecially call the attention of bomefcaeiDera
to their Stock. Snittli Elm alraut.noxt door
to Ben bow's New Hotel.
Ul.tf C E. ECKEL & CO.
SOUTHERN HOTEL.
JACK. SCALKH, l'rolirietor, G-reensboro, N.O.
THIS well known Hotel, eince changing
handa,hae been re.fitled.and can now anno am
fully timif-i. with any in the State.or South.
It at ahuatad in the midst of the busiueas portion
ot the City, consequently has advantage, over ev-ery
other House. 49:'-'v
E. B. ALLEY, Manager.
OH I BE NOT THE FIRST.
Ok I be aot the first to discover
A blot OB the name of a friend,
A flaw on the faith of a lover,
Whose heart may be Iras to the end.
We none of oa know one another,
And often Into error we tall,
Be 1st a* speak well of each other,
Or speak aot at all.
A smile or a siga may awakes
Suspicion, msat telae sod undue ;
Asm to oa oar balisf may be shakes
ID heart, that are honsst and Use.
How often the light smile ef glad noes
la won by s friend that we mast,
To oover s .so jl fall of aadneaa.
Tee orood to acknowledge defeat.
How often the friends we love dearest,
Their noblaat emotions conceal;
And bosoms the purest, slncereat,
Have secrets they cannot reveal.
How often the sigh of dejection
Is heaved from the hypocrite's breast;
To parody truth and affection,
Or lull asaapicion to rest.
Leave base minds to harbor suspicion,
And small ones to trace oar defects;
Let oars be s nobler ambition,
rer base Is the miad that suspects.
We none of as know one suotber,
And oft into error we fall,
So let as speak wall ef each other,
Or speak not at all.
thing lie caut «$*, aint aa.'Riw u a
mule, for they will kick at a thing In
the t.ark. '
■Whenever a ministor
a lermpn that ^>>a*eslfh»
gashan, he probably haj
that the Lord won't endc
One of the hardest things
man to do it tew fall down on the lee
when it it wet, and then get ay and
praze the Lord.
Secrets are knssed poor property en-iiy
how, if TO circulate tbem *W kne
them, and if y n keep them *« aaae the
interest ou the investment. -a. -
JOSH BILLINGS.
.S'(. Dominqo and At IM/*-Tot
years past, whenever an Indlvldaal,
with Kiii't-ukil ion in hit eyes, has pro-
P->WH1 to jtawi, job throwghthe Albanj
Legislature, the lobby be* rises. ■* as
one uiuu, and demanded to OMW,
"How much is there la this tiliig, anj
how much are tee goirsr to atake o«l
of it" f And if they eeakl Set |«sW-isfaetory
aniwera to tsktee aatwtiass},
accompanied either by cash In b^nd or
an assured interest in the measure, the
job was doomed.
This is the precise anil ■siist ef
Geu. Grant's St. DoMmsjW job. The
Washington lobby believe then it a
gootl deal of plunder in it They know
it is (rreasy, and they taatWet iliaSit^
and they are greedy and waattoswai't
in the spoils. What Gen. Grant neevs
to do, tnerefore, is to tell the lobby
how much there is in this thins;, ana,
exactly how much they are to amskej
out of it; and if there ia to be a divtaiarj'
Scrap, jrov, hi. Farm*, Jsa-imflAwl**» lg*??"»' 0* *£!$*&&
Kalkuia,hun, or *pa Kiwnetic Salute. ■ *s.i*11*£ «»'""«• and "f.***.Jg%.g -IM ft. n-\ assurance cannot be given
When you see a nock ov geeso all on these points, the job will prove to
standing on one leg, except the old be addled in the very act ofmaWSwSmS.
gander, aud be chewing his end, look i How disgraceful it is, though.tUat »
out for a Southwest wind tew-morrow, lnr;IMIi-,. which everybody knows ia
or the next day, or the next day after, tainted with fraud and corruption
or the day after, or sum fewter time, should be brought forward under the
Whenever dogs are travlinj; aronud mi^iiees of tlie Presidents/tea United
with nothing to do and old maids refuse states, and be made by him a leading
their tea, and hop vines wont klimb topic in his anneal uessage to Con-and
grindingstonea won't grind, then gress. The country has indeed fallen
you may expeckt a lite crop ov oats, u) „,„ evil times and into unclean hands,
and beans won't pay for bnrvisting. { —v,.w York Sun.
Wanted, several fust class young, ammsBl
men with mustash tohangarouud the : T j f ^ . M mm,
vesUbules of different churches _ . * „ JtOenoa. went
and sure at the females as they pass *£*•*^"ttt££2l
•at, Teoa« men who nndorstaud the Tutiatlay, i»yable to his or-urn:
ov tobacco Preferred. >«> .™»»K U(.r. stian^i' as it nay seem, no one
man accepted who kant star the brass o|. ,ip (i](.rk- ,^--3 the '^to, iu
buttons oph from a military coat at tlie H)iwn nho Btooj»eforethem,aud
to the demand that h< mnst be identi-fied
he could make no satisfactory ex-hibit.
He looked .bout the bank,
glanced over the " o.n«ues"ofcustomers
bat saw no familiar aw. He turned
to the paying-teiler,, «d m «• WK*
familiar to all ■!■* V^JSa
Schnei.l-r was here' he woul11
twenty paces. This is rare chance for
ynng men ov real genius. Salary pay-able
weekly. References exchauged.
The cock roach is a bug at large, lie
it one ov the laxurys of civilizashun.
The cockroach is born on the fust of
May, and the fast of November semi-aniially,
and is ready for use in fifteen
days from date- They are all twins ,
dog
_ Tme"OREATJIIEDlCAl.WON- I tfiare iz no sich thing in the annals ov
DEB mm* KOI Til EH \ RERIEDT" | nature as a siugle cockroach.
'-' The sentence identified
the act' mid everv clerk knew him
IIA8KELI.S KLECTRICOIL AM) Their food seems in consist, not so much "..time.
ov what they eat, ai what they kan git : JJJj t uc bank was relieved
—Da. -. JctlulSOIl got
CARBOLIC OAHCaSB SALVE.—Can be ob-aineii
st tb. Store, of 0.TDrsawg££ass.R. i"ntorand as f often find them ded in the drndflll suspicion of having
Callnm, W. C. Porter and
tail.to try these great preparations. Nov. 3:3m
atrtristgra Wauteal.
•iO dos. large and i the cockroach k a n't swim, but he Kan
live panridoee wanted to fill au oraei Pbaalthv
a gentleman to go t
Dec -tli. 1870.
RESTAURANT.
soup, at mi boarding house. I hay
cum tew the painful couclughen t**
his money,
from the
a corps
Europe.
JAS. SLOAN A SONS.
I take pleasure iu informing the
public that I have made arrange-manta
to run
A FIRST CLASS
RESTAURANT.'
In the Tate Building, upstai-' mhm* ■* ■"
found constantly on han'*" •• *<licaeiea that
the ftppetite could ask
ALLTHB
■ffi AND VEGETABLES.
Whatever lives iu the tm-n, flies in the air or
swims in the water, will he served up
TO ORDER
Iu the moat elegant aud approved style.
Come iu aud see me during the holidays, aud
b* happy.
B. Y. DEAN,
Dec. tadlSTO'.lail
A. f. UPK11RY,
STEIN BROTHERS 4 6©.,
liiilxirtiTw and .lol.bara of
i "Itl.K.v AND DonBSTIC WOOLBKS,
Wholesale'Clothiers,
Mevan an is ) taio llaltimore Street,
l.l.\A aTSIH, > HaHmar*. Sid.
-mi in ii.i t.iisitosK. > Jan 5th:ly
JAS. w. \i i.idi.itr.
(otlMISal*! BIEBCHATUT
AUCTIONEER,
I Has opened roomsonWeM
I Market Street,
ll.ltklUlMKO, N. c .
Aud would be pleased lo
■in.nmiats Dee. l»th, WT0:ly
Wit-Tloa BALSS, of niisoJlaaaoua aedcle.,
Satnrday oveug at 1 o'clock. ^^^^^
Notice to Dentists.
WEh,
an
teeth, Gold foil and instrument
R. W. OLEUM A SON,
Greensboro, N. C.
Nov.6th, 1870. nov 10:3m
float for along time.
To make good sharp pickle* ■ mule
onh both ends ov them tew<» Pmt-
Bleaaed arc they who l-v no 0J"e for
* T^frerfieu a sal• mackerel, tow him
one Snmmer beb"« f •««•««■ «*»■
It ix human *> err but devilish tew
AoflBw^MMa ix a eentleman tue wor,d
o-p.; it ix only lofers that differ.
To learn a dog to follow well, tie him
tew the hind end ov an express train.
Tew get rid of cockroches, sell yure
house and lot,and flee to the mountains.
A dog is the only thing on this earth
that lavs yu more than he loves him-self.
Opinyuns are like turnips, worth
what they will fetch.
Courage without discreshnn ix like a
ram without horns on both ends, ho
will have more fights on hand than he
kan do justice to.
When yu find a man who iz very
solisitus about the welfare ot everybody
yu ken safely put him down az one who
iz hunting for a misfortune.
Don't undertake tew live with ynre
mother-in-law, but if wuss comes tew a
wussness, let yure mother in-law li v
withyu.
Laxyness iz a good deal like money—
the more a man haz ov it the more he
seems tew want.
Gravity iz no more posatiff evidence
ov wisdom, than a paper collar iz of a
shirt.
Every time a man laffs he takes a
of clerks who do not attend the theatre.
*st the Patriot.
THE JftTHOPiaT rojlToTAKT
CTrUBCHES.
■a. Eorroa^wj,*,, to given* a IHUs
•we.ie s»t" sassr to eerreet a asjassasr
of sosae persons ia this
I, as to a allies of the
lliliat.at Chanhaa with the
KnjeiuHl Chsrcbea, Sootli There
be aswKe oiftbeTe two Chareeea apen
•e keaH |ii|i Is by the latter Nor be.
thaw beenjuia nnion between thee* Chnrcbee
ts tiirlnis, -Aabasra, Wsfdaalsmi er say
?**»*e. »kjfasja ihsjiaivw minuues
aWtharlCt" withdrew from the
^^^bSA^SSp^.
SSSlafeWiifSMawa. were baler., raina.
^tt o^ttot^n'o.
report la part of a asoaial Coaamlttae,
at 1U lala Haasiou
ulbeCBaMv.
sfwasssm eaten
oharabaa.in open Cou-
I Conimiaaloners of
Charsh Seaih, at
_ 1867. And, whereas.
walew'-eetwsk* the hfethodlst
■aauta. aaa th. atwtheeist
t, as set forth by as in ssld
I and whereas said
arch South, has made
pnpaallliu ef anioa :
tJPSfW0* *»»•»-»» la our Confer-eeawreees,,
saaadd easmanoinigge«arrrr members and nrlnistera.
JSat^
E have and will keep on hand .11 tlie time
imall Mesh of 8. 8. WHITE'S artiacial kink atJt ov the cnaill ov life> auJ thus
MetaUllc Cataea.
Tlie niidersi)med reapeet-fully
informs the public that he has on baud an
saaortmeut of the most improved METALLIC
BURIAL CASES, wlii.li lie i- prepared to furn-ish
at the lowest prices.
These caaee preserve the body from decay, and
are rapidly taking Hie place of I he ordinary wood-en
coffin.,*and owt eouiparalir.ly but lilll. more.
Specimen, can be sees at luy shop.
^^ Waf. COLLIN8.
Wooden Coffin, k.-pt consUi.ily on band^and
made to order. OreenslK.ro, Jan. otli,l-71 :om
UEMOVAL.
RALPH GORRBLL,
Attorney and Counsellor at Law,
UAS rvmoved ah Office fa No. 4 Law Row, ia
die real of tbe Court I loose, where he may
. ■ i.v. be fouad aa business ia a
. -- al - nl JI some Court.
II.. :,:-.. .Heads ill' Court in Al
■on aad Randolph and the Beptease Court
. stats in .<i of wessh prompt atleatiesi will
i :.t.v gireu lo all tu-iuees oommiued to
Jan. 4lh, 1671Jm
Noam CAKOLINA R. R. OOaVAaTT,
SccTtlar/i itffkr,
Company Shops, N. C, Dec, 16, \HT0.
THE BOARD of Director, of the North
Carolina Rail Road Company have thia
day declared uu Annual divideud of six per
cent on the capital stock of ■aM Company
for the Fieeal Year ending May '.list, 1-71.—
Three per cent parable oa first day of March,
1871—three per cent payable on arat day of
July, 1671.
The transfer books will be closed from first
day of February to ftrst day of March, 1671,
oa first pa>ment, an.) from first day of June
to first dsy of Jnly, 1-71. on second payment.
CHAM. M. CRUMP,
IStMw Secretary Pro Tarn.
lengthens it.
A coqnettin love iz as tame az a bot-tle
ov pop that haz stood sum time with
the cork pulled out.
I don't kno ov enny thins more re-morseless
on the face of the earth—
than 7 per cent, interest.
To make boarding house hash, take
a little ov everything, a good deal ov
nothing, and throw in achank of some-thing
; jam to a mux, over a kold fire,
season with hair pins" and serve np on
the jnmp.
Three i-kore years and ten iz a man's
fm lo, and it iz enulT—it a man kant suf-fer
ail the mizary he wants in that time
be must be numb.
What men kant do they are very apt
to admire—they dont criticize a moun-tain
bekause they kant make one.
There iz nothing like a sick bed for
repentance, a man beknms so virtew-ous
he will often repent of sins that
be never committed.
Grate transgreshuus seem tew bap-tize
themselfs—if the devil only had
bin gility ov pettit larceny, he never
would have bin beared of agin.
The man that wont believe enny
A 'Mr; on Mt TroKU.-We have lately
been placed in possession of a tact that
shows how nearly allied to the reason
of man is the instinct of the brute crea-tion
. Not long since, Mrs. ,resl-ding
in one of the interior comities of
Missioui, left her home on a viSt to
some relatives living in Henry county,
in this State, bringing with her a favor-ite
dog. On arriving in this city she
missed her |>et, and inquiry failing to
elicit aught concerning him, ahe wan
compelled to continue herjourney with
out him Fourteen days after tbelady
left her home, the family were surprised
at the appearance of Fido, whom they
thought worryiug the pigs or " baying
the moorr" iu far off Kentucky. Not
less than OOOmiles had been traversed
by his dogship, and when it is remem-bered
that he had been brought hither
by rail, and could bave.had no trail to
lead him back to his old quarters—
that tho broadOhio,and the still broad-er
Mississippi, not to mention hun-dreds
of streams of smaller proportion
lay between him and his pnppyhood'e
home, the jouruey was a remarkable
one, and as such must ever distinguish
this "dnmb brute" as a remarkable
dog.—Lnvhrille {Kg.) Journal
A Man 143 Yean OH.—There la a
man living in the mountains of North
Carolina, no more than forty auileaT
from Creeuvillc, S. C, says the Tar-boro
Carolinian, who has reached the,
extraordinary age of 143 years. At
the time of llraddock's defeat he wna
twentv vears old, and had a wife and
three children. A gentleman at Green-ville,
states that this man who has
come down to us from a former gen-eration,
has always been in moderate
circumstances ; lived upon a eoaraa
vegetable diet ; that he has never
drunk anv liquid bnt spring wator,an<l
bidstair to live many yearn longer.—
He enjovs perfect health ; possesses all
of manhood's attributes, and wishes
to marry! lie has survived seven wives
and having lost his last one about arx-ty
years ago, he now begins to feel quite
lonely. . . _
A'aiJ in the Foot.—We give the fol-lowing
for what it is worth :—"To re-lieve
from the terrible effects ofrunning
a nail in the foot of a man or horse,
take peach leaves, bruise them, apply
to the wound, and confine with a ban-dage.
They cure as if by magic. Re-new
the application twice a day, if no-nessarv,
but one application usually
does tlie work. T have cared both nean
and horse in a few bourn, wham they
were apparently on Ihe point of having
lockjaw.
. our judgment the qnee-
■ — *• tears twenoaad, by tbe
r»8?Jrt"!g' 0f *** atslLdUt Epiwopsl
CBSTca South, ran never ssore he Serbia/" tnter*
*•■*■ *J «l>e emteaarttiee. ef tbe Mstbodl.t
totesteM Charon,
C. F. HARRIS. Ch'm.
I ' as ALSOMGsUr,
i. PARIS.
We thought that justico to ourselves aud
ohnataaa esaeer to others, reeaired tbrt we
should apeak thoa, definitely upon thia naee-tlon.
Tot we aver, that whilst we arc not
willing teaurremler as aara. boflv en earth,
rytfatl.aj* diatiiictive priusinla ot the
Metaodlet TroBMtaut Chnrcliea, The laetuof
eirAls/ U. I..II-I , ... Ukf. a. a body of he-
'Ijvers Iu the crucified One, whoae oulv hope
of Salvation Is in Htm, we enterta'in to-warda
lia.il. £. Chunk Sooth, a.oe other
than the kindliest feeling and that we pray-far
the holiness and etteieney of that mem-het
of the body of Chita*.
Dee. 29,1870, c. F. HARRIS.
A JSjM lvfarros* 0»mjr Tinml.—A
number of ajeritletnen from Heading
Ussaaa»,HtaiTiabnigf and AUentown,
are making arrangemente to build a
two feet six inch gauge railroad from
AUentown via Reading and Lebanon,
to Harrisburg, rnnning along tho Tul.
pehooken and Swatara creeks, for the
purpose of carrying local freights and
passengers.
They purpose using the Farely en-gines
on a narrow track, as the cost
UpfNcoinsustsricwtiaosnuawndv e.q.u.iip.m..en,t. is onlry
of four feet eight inches. The speed of
these roads is some twenty-five miles
an hour, aad freight can be earned at
ana cent per too per mile, and yield a
handsome revenue upon the invest-ment.
The roads are nsed extensively iu
Wales and many places on the conti-nent,
in Australia, and in Canada. In
the latter place they are now building
a road ofthis kind a distance of one
hundred and twenty miles. The Pacif-ic
Railroad Company are employed
building one a distance of ninety miles
aa a tributary to their main road.—
Lebanon Courier.
Exrrj Manin Hit Own llouu.—In
this county there is no workingman,
be be ever so poor and humble, who
may net, if be will, better his condition
with each sueaeding year. To do this,
he mnst correct the habit of spending
every week tbe full week's earnings.—
He must begin by saving a little, in-steadof
spending all. Half a dollar
will amount to twenty-six dollars a
year. In four years this sum will give
tbe sum of over a hundred dollars. Iu
ten years, adding interestto his savings
the ]>oor man will be able to buy a little
bouse. If be saves a dollar a week in
stead of half a dollar, he can have a
bonse twice as large still in propor
tion to the weekly amount of his sav-ings.
Who will not be a householdert
It is what we waste, or apend in nse
leas self indulgence that keeps us
poor.
lUsatrat-
OH OUR TABU.
(VJfesssiMibr Jaaaary. A (sod family
"■aaetee; published at Newton, N. J. II
PWyear. ^"
*"•*> arsswal aresmry for Jsnnsry has ar
*Ted,aadU^asMOm,.vieVW./»«msMUv.-
The oaotoata are: Kiaa Me, gead-aight^aei
■" ; Father is dead, and mother's so poor ;-
Slay home with aw to-night, Teat; Ton
eould not help but love her; Judge not ;-
'beret Pardon for as all; Darling little
Belle; The Lord my Pastor shall prepare ;-
While with ce«le«eo«r» the -n, «c.; De-fend
the amiae. The ieaartuta. Weddisg
Balls Polka, Little Boots Qaiakeup; The
Oey Cavalier Sehottleeher; Mayday, sr new
pteole Polka; Love by moonlight. Tool
■whales wflj order It for Toe, or the pnb.
•^-wVA. L. Vafawa, DM Broadway, New York,
will aaad yo. a oopy if yen will aaasl him M
sent*. Pries, a* »7aer;8LG0 teraiz
MoHM/acturtr mm.,1 HMitr for Dee.
eo. Mew Tot* . %\M p„ annom.
AVrOaVs JfosnWy, an niastrated saagauoe
for the people. We have received the Jsno-ary
We.—have not the time to notice la do-tsiLbst
weald say it la splendid BOW, aad
the psbliahera promise Basra attractions for
the futar.. New Yeik: pries, «a ,., ,w.
ThtlM.Cm^rmllUpa^.10, Jaaaary is
roeelved. It ie email praiaa to say that this
roegaiine has BO sspsrior sad few eqoala ia
the world, for children of sH sges, and for
older people with yosag hearts. Tbe new
sWsnl begam la tats somber Sanaa admirably,
and the whole number is as tall of good
things "as SB egg is of meet'' The illu.tr.
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Rural ("amenasa.—January Number.—The
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intell igeat fassthsra fanner can refrain from
sabaoribiog to a megaiinc so aaeaially devot-ed
to hia interests, is beyoad oar comprehen-sion.
Conducted both by the publishers and
editois with a degree of ability heretofore
nnpsralleled la the annals or Southern aoTi-cultnral
literature, it has already givea to it.
specialty, the development of Southern agri-caltan,
a pfoasiaeBoe ia the eyee of the world
which ha. never hitherto been. accorded it,
and I. thus doing oar farmers s service
which they can sever folly appreciate. This
number alone contaias faiermatiou many
nine, tho valne of tbe subscription price.
Wwtt BamtehoU Jfayoiuu for Dee. A first
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C; prloe.ta.
Tkt Jfuaica/ I„<k/,r,.<l,„t for January COB-taius
s full-page portrait of Christina Nilaaon,
8c'K'ooi^n"'msirnc.ft^*rVlAka. Mflnlllllll
Phrasing, reviews of New Music snd Books,
Musical Vewa, eto. Tho Sheet Maaie pages
uclade a very brilliant March by Franz
Hi eudel, March Pontificalo by Gounod, "Only
VTithcred Roao-bnd," song, by H. M. Hlg-gins,
and a song, " Were I a Dream" by AM.
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The AIdint i'reu, a Josraal that has stood
at the head ofAmerican periodicals iu respect
to eleganco of typographical execution, vari-ety
ofartistic illustration, Ac. See advertise-ment.
Pflersea's losVs Jfaoariasfor February is to
hand, aad felly sustains tbe reputation
gained last year, aa being among the beat in
the world. Price tk): published st Philadel-phia.
Old asrf .Vnr for January, is on onr table.
We have not had time to give It a careful
perusal, bnt endorse the following from tho
Aawreaot VolUfimm, Jppl-lnn, WTs.
" If anybody cau write better initiatory
articles than Edward E. Hale, or sa good,
they had better employ themselves that way;
for we are sure we never had any thing of
the kind so palatable before tbe Old amd Sssj
was bora. Aa our lady editors wight aay,
' They are perfectly .pleadid'; aad so is every
thing else in tho magazine.1* Iio.tou : |4 per
annum.
lUnlSr—
Cigars tor leans?*
h«oa»—tm!T(.mmm
ARM
* "Dip m the Briny »-P
"Tree to the Cere "-^Aaped)
How to make , or. hot-asafi
Tied to Time-Weiahawakera «
^A fair psgOmt .eed sot he a aWtkiag^i
^■"Sai^fyinr.
Advice to
go down.
Advice to
love"—Fall oat.
n\
a toper-Don't let your aflrlU
"he have "ton. k.
Cartel sly, if "jssaai „tl an,- tlam ssamt
"come round." ■ eaaae
When are sums of anseu road uuL.
When they are stakes. "™^»7eeaas BMn-
A Lucky Dog—A rrirtran- that wOI
a gentleman's fortsnaa. T. W-
"Roa aeamrta"-Oa,weaheaana»aVaa.
oniak enough, without run ning, . ^^
'The eobbler-s wife" is ia the haj.ll af aasv
enntng her hoabead as a ahoeasakar. ^^
. "*•"* "ey leok the picture af laaeesaaa.'
bat dae't leave it alaae with taa Sssljani
"A bird ia the haad" aamahl )t» sMbi ^m%.
fully, or 11 may injure itsslf U ila atrsawjasi
"One thing,- »id an old teper "was Mv-r
jeeu 'comU' through the ryc/a,. ThwrVah.
d a bullyi»g uoaia toetatthaeaaA'Wt
'.•MaBS »'°»«l "I aog yoa like ear-
""Ij.^sls^eSC
time
tkiag. "Well," replied
ne "
me.
mash alone. I onauuoaiy hav'J au~amm*aaal
fist, with me" J '•" "**-
.1. Ordinary liesurl .-Tin n,
bla yoa for
e^-nnn^^^-r^.
way. eat a good deal of bread with aw sassA."
I-iudlorrl : "So I see, Mr, and a rood deeTlf
meat with year bread." "\ "
An eld lady, beiag called lute I
witneas, got veied at the lawyer, aad <
ed : "If yon dont stop asking
leave I" and thoa added: •!Vi „^_
iniaitive man I ever saw in .11 the davs af
'life." ^* T
easTr.
my
.„F**,,i'",*b,• Of* «°'M ■aaaSs. » hat a powerful seruou! I waa asvar be-fore
so Impraaaed with the duty and prfvf-lege
of giving freely. I am d.terrainod to do
better, and to send, this very weak, aeaaaat
new silk dress to my daughter."
Onr friend Bob has at last come to rrlsf
from keeping late hears. We always waraaat
him, but be was reckless. He was lately
canght by a net—a brn-aera-—and he sars a*
UeaU.
A .SSL"^ile*6p,000 egga recently arriv-ed
at Toledo. Wat It an eg^prsss train f—
What a hen they moat have out that way I
-1'cow.nsoaWi'so.—"Brown, joa talk Una
a fool," raid Jones. "I know it" replied
Brown, "bnt I do as that yoa may .minusesll
aie."
Henry Ward Beecher, Daa Ries, eraasaa
.thrr smart man, says, if anything will tasks
i woman mad It is to be unable to Bed bar
tight-cap after the light ha. been blown eut
A men passed through Couoell atl.tla, oa
bis return to Misaouri. altar having tried to
ive in Minnesota. "Ii.in't like to live an
bar,'' said he. "Have nine months of wis-er,
and the rest ol tho timo it's d d late
in the fall."
^A newly-married man down East says If he
trad an inch more of hapi.me.w4 ha could not
possibly live. His wife is obliged to roll him
ev> u.,- ™ u.| i..- -:.i, . hetaa.kaa
happy.
The "1's«-ler«" Period of Masesllae UflV—A
sweet young lady aaya that nialea are of as
account from the time the ladles stop kissing
them as iufanta till they oommeose kaaaaa;
thorn as lovers.
A lady went into a dry-geeds stare ia a
New England town and in.,tided for "bleach-ed
cloth." Several pieces ef. sbeetiag were
shown her for inspection, but failed to sujL
"Perhaps," aaid the lady, "if I should Si
yea what Iwant it for, yoawoald know what
to ^ive in.- It is to be used for rapoHsg moaa,"
The man fainted.
Sometime ego, a womsn la Iowa hung her-self
beoaase her h us bend wsnt to 1'ilifaswia,
Shortly thereafter a namber of husbands
went to California from tbe assae aslabbsS
hoed, Lot their wive, "...aldu't see st.'Tbey
wouldn't hung worth a cent. The poor ewr-
al"I returned dlaappolaSsd aad Ar-
Onr Territorial Area.—The area of the
orginised territories of theUnitedStntes
including Alaska, ia greater than all
the States which have, been admitted
into tho Union. There are nearly 1,-
(K»,«ii»,0ot)BotesofUndin thesoterri-toriea,
and not over M,000 of white
inhabitants. In natural resources
that territorial dominion is richer than
the area Included in the States. Tim
latter contain say 40,000,000 inhabit-ants.
Bnt here is a country waiting for
40,000,000 settlers, and eveii these
would hardly be near enough toiraeigh-borbood
purposes. Railroads will op-en
nptne country and bring in popula
tion. What a magnificent coautry to
carve into hoeaesteade for 40,000,000
landless people.
Fisk than explains the remark that
made him immortal: "Ton see I was
before that learned and dignified body
the Committee ou Banking and Cnrren-ey,
and wbenGarfeeld aaked me where
the money got by Corbin went to, I
could not make a vulgar reply, and
aay up a spout, but observing, while
peddling through New England, that
every spout Of hotliB OT cottage had
a woodbine twining about it, I said,
nat-tr-ity enough, where the woodbine
twineth. That is all. It seems tbe
congressional cheese-waxes did not un-derstand
my delicacy, nor my delicate
fsHnsion," |
Maxim for the salad eaaaoa—Two heads srs
totter than one.
The whipping of persons for certain
offences has again been introduced in
Virginia, and tho lash is now being
daily applied in the State instead of
the expensive way ofkeepingcriminals
in prison at heavy expenses. In con-nection
with this we heard a good
joke a few days since as having recent-ly
occurred in one of the Eastern Vir-ginia
counties: The sheriff was apply-ing
the lash to a white man who had
been found guilty of stealing, when the
unfortunate man commenced laughing
heartily. The sheriff ceased his duties
to inquire tbe cause ot such a strange
proaeeding when tbe man replied that
be was only amused at recollections—
the whippiug-post and the lash remind-ed
him so much ol "old times" that he
could not keep from laughing.—Kx.
The Missouri Republicans do not go
very much for Grant- The leading or
gan, the Itemocrat, has the following:
Harper; ,VfwWysnpposcs.tliat it will be
impossible for Grata.Brown to support
President Grant tor reelection iu l»i 'i,
aud tlierufore be is to be regarded as a
"Missouri Democrat" Is tho support
of V. S Grant,tben, a test of Republic-anism
t If so, Republicans in Missouri
are exceedingly few.
Seek not to please the world, but
your own conscience. The man who
has a feeling within -him that he baa
done his duty upon every occasion it
far happier than he who bangs upon
the smiles of the great or the still more
fickle favors of the multitude.
eneaBesseeeanfeaBUUBBnsneli
Fidelity, good hrtmor, aud compla-cency
of temper, outlive all the charms
of a fine face aud make its decay invisi-ble.
w uigbta sincOj on a train,
- garni,
tho trata. Ha-ils
have
Jectad.
Two young men of Pittebarg
alccping-bcrth, a few nights since,
whoa one got ap to get e drink or
on returning got into a berth with a woman,
l.v mistake. When the woman yelled, as
they often do, the ma
that he camo near jumpiugotr I
wants a law passed making It a criminal of-fenso
for women to scream so.
A lady at Gloaeeater, Msat .who had eaaa
pauy, sweetened the tea with Enaom sails in-stead
of sugar, and in about an hrrar the per-il-
I. ro ke up in an awfnI harry, With ooest»x-natiou
depicted on every countenance. "Mai-
Jooes, if you'll get my things I think PH go
home. John wtU be expecting am."
We saw a remarkable ease of tsnlasss an
Brood way the other day. A young lady pass-ed
another and never turned around to sateer
at or rritieizo her now bonnet.
What sort of legs docs s factory mala go
upon t Epindle-shanka, ofcoarae,
A Boston preacher, speaking of the coming
of the millennium, sayt that be believes tie
time will come when tbe lion and the leash
will lie down together, but thinks the lamb
will bod d badly aearad the lnt idghe.
For pore strategy commend sa to sa Iaat-ana
lover. At New Albany e lover wee w>-
flieed tiermianioii to see his Sarah Jane, sad
waa watched by the old folks and a buU-aeg.
how, what diil ho do but go to too bases
armed with another dog, set tbe two to Ant-ing,
and while the old people wan Sseassg
on their dog, he just took the girl out bribe
Luck door, and before too fight was over Be
had In . all married.
I hitched my chair up close to hern, shot
my eyes, and, .hudderin, eed: "bally, I've
IH-CII a hankirin' srtcr yoa for s long time;—
tlmis so. 1 love yoa from the foot ef year
sol.- to the head of your crowa, and 1 don't
Veer who noae it—E pluribu. onirme V With
that she friehed encroach, aad arier a whtte,
she says: "Uriah f" "Sally." ass I. "Yea."
sez she, hid in' her face. "Oiory, glory T ess
1: "1 kill jump a ten-rail fence—hoor.y, heo-rayr'
With that I sorter sloshed myself
down bj her and clinched. Talk abouwt ] z nite-bbs.rain'seriousf Oh.myf Oh,
straw with sorghum lasses oa 'em! 8Jf.
ly's father hadn't hollered out, "It's tiaaa'abr
decent folks to be in bed," I do tataawa H
staid A!1 nite.
Hero is the latest etory from Paris-* eaa-versatloti
between two friends on the Booms :
•How sre yoa I" "He* as well at I Slight
be," "So lunch ihe worse. What boroyoa
lieen doiug that 1 haven't seen yoa lately I"
•I have got .earned " "So much the setter.1'
"Not at all, tor I have get a oaeleSbT aar. a
wife." "So mush the worse." "Not st sli,
for her dowry Is 300,000 frsnes." "So much
the la-ttrr." "Net at all. for I lliawaSji
money at play." "Bp much the worss."—
■Not st sll, for I doubled II." "So much the
better." "Not at all, for my beaker bae, ab-sconded."
"So much tbe worse." "Ktlal
aO, for my wife hat gone with Mm."