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Happy April ^Jre Carolntf<m Fool, Fools ® VOLUME XXXXIII April University of North Carolina at Greensboro—April 1. 1964 Fool NUMBER 16 OrnamantajOliveiy Winsome Wilkinson Crumble For Crown Singletary Gives Lollipop Payola m^/m*mm^HerbApple Fetes Queen In Dining Extravaganza In the recent Bobby Baker Sen-ate Hearing, members of the gal-lery were amazed to hear Baker refer to Otis Singletary, Chancel-lor of the University as "My Boy, the Big 'O'" Although the session quickly was moved to a closed session in one of the Senate ante-chambers, the Implication had been established. Chancellor Sln-fletary has been connected direct-ly with the Bobby Baker fraud case. BIG "O" Interested in confirming the story and unable to wring any more information from Baker, who merely looks mysterious when re. ferring to the Big "O", the CAR-OLINIAN sent this reported to interview the Chancellor. Dr. Singletary received the in-terviewer very cordially in the Alexander Room of Elliott Hall. He sat on the podium; I was re-quested to sit at the conference table in the rear of the room. IMAGINATION PLAYS First of all the Chancellor was asked his opinion of the Bobby Baker case. "I'm sorry," he re-plied, "but the case does not exist. As far as I am concerned Bobby Baker is a figment of the imagi-nation. Now if you will excuse me . . ." The Chancellor then was asked about the television set that my-steriously appeared in front of his front door last year. He remained silent. Then he was asked about the supply of free lollipops he has been distributing at faculty meet-ins since last September. DIPLOMACY "I am sorry," the Chancellor replied, but in the words of my r.fccmed friend. Herbert J. Apple. I do not have very much com-ments to make.'" Showing the diplomacy that is associated with his name. Dr. Sin-zletary never refused to answer my questions. Rather, he contin-uously beat around the bush He kept reminding me and insisted that I remind the rest of the CARY staff that "you girls have come here for an education. Let us not lose sight of that fact." STATE OF CAMPUS Discovering that the Chancellor had no politcal comments to make. turned to the state of the campus around campus is false. He has not as a topic for discussion. Chan- | and does not plan to replace Char-cellor Singletary was not disturb- lie Mclver's statue with one of ed at the formation of a new club i himself. "Greatness," the Chancel, on campus. ]or stated wlth dlgm,y ..,s assess. "I doubt," he said, "that the constitution of the UNCG chapter of the Black Muslims ever will receive the consent of legislature. I, of course, have no personal objections to the group, or any UNCG student group that wishes to meet on campus." SINGLETARY MEMORIAL The Chancellor wishes to an-nounce that the rumor circulating cd by future generations." For that reason the new Fine Arts Building will not be known immediately as the Singletary Memorial. The Chancellor snorted at the suggestion that he controls legis-lature. "Legislature is not my pawn." he insisted. "I do not tell Charlotte Vestal what to do. I merely suggest her course of ac- Contlnued on Pare Three Homo Blahphytes Find Home On College Campi BY MAMIE MEEN Dr. John Doenosc, distinguished professor from Recb College, will be doing research on our campus during the month of April. Dr. Doenose, head of the Department of Archaeology and Anthropology at Rceb, is gathering data for an extremely complicated project. Receiving his Ph.D. from Har-vard, where he graduated second in his class. Dr. Doenose is also a member of Phi Beta Kappa. He is noted for his work in his field and has taken part in several ex-peditions to Greece and the Near East. HOMO BLAHPHYTE In commenting on his work. Dr. Doenose revealed that his study will undertake to define a recent-ly discovered mutation in the hu-man species, home blahphyte. This new entity can be distinguished by several features. "Homo blahphyte," states Dr. Doenose, "Is most easily recog-nized during the years it spends on college campuses. After this age, blahphyte Is once more sub-merged in normal society where It is barely distinguishable." Dr. Doenose believes that the percentage of blahphytes In any given segment of the student pop-ulus may be as high as 96'"'. For comparison, he has divided the remaining 4Cr Into two groups: homo amleus and homo inamicus. "BLAH" CHARACTERISTICS In discussing the marks of a blahphyte, Dr. Doenose gave these facts. A "blah" has no memorable facial features Its lips, due to a mutation of the genes, have failed to separate, thereby eliminating any possibility of Intelligible speech. The habits of homo blahphyte are not noticably different from those of ordinary students. In fact, states Dr. Doenose. "they are bare, ly noticeable at all." Homo blahphyte has remained undiscovered for so long a period by reason of the fact that it never distinguishes itself in any activity. Its existence is, in fact, as color-less as Its efforts at communica-tion. MANY "BLAHS" HERE When asked why he chose UNCG as one of his research areas, Dr. Doenose replied that our university was reputed as having an abundance of homo blahphytes within the student body. Dr. Doenose, after being here a few days, stated that he believes this to be true. After completing his research here. Dr Doenosc plans to visit other Institutions before writing his treatise. While on campus, Dr. Doenosc will also give a scries of lectures entitled "Blahphytlsm and SGA." SGA President Cracks Under Election Strain 'You'll never turn me in. so- third floor of the Infirmary. To president ordered three minutes of cial court or no social court." says that the sudden nervous I reverent silence In the soda shop. These were the last words wit- breakdown upset the campus is an ; BLACK OUT ■MM heard from Anne Prince understatement. In recognition of belore the chief of the Campus the succumbing of a great leader, Cops carted Miss Prince to the Charlotte Vestal, acting SGA There has been an official black nut on the state of Miss Prince's health. Therefore to extract all pertinent information about the story, the CARY grilled Glcnda Sutton. executive secretary of So-cial Court. Miss Sutton stated that she was unsure as to why Miss Prince became violent and was hesitant to rcvral lurid details. Miss Sutton did state that her court had been watching Miss Prince for some time. Reporters were unable to elicit ] further Information from Miss Sutton who was in the midst of sjStance. They too began jumping planning a spv attack on Jane F. !up and aown on Miss Llttlclady. Johnson, o^.m Kathcrlnc Taylor one of them WM heard screaming House, and will be the personal guest of the owner. Herbie Apple. The Queen also will be awarded a free wardrobe, compliments of the basement store of Sears and Roebuck Company. As an extra attraction, the city fathers of Jackson, Mississippi have invited the queen down for a quick scenic tour of the area. One of the cand-idates has stated that if elected, she cares not to Indulge In the last added attraction. WILLOWY WILKIE Miss Wilkinson is the daughter of Mrs. Harold Wilkinson of Statesvllle. She made her debut on the football field during high school homecoming her senior year. Her hobbies are cooking, sewing, going to cocktail parties, and listening to Jan. Her favorite recording stars are Earl Scruggs and Lester Flatt. When not study-ing Confederate history, which Is her major, the personable Miss Contest finalists Barbara Wilkinson and Diana Oliver Wilkinson can be found amusing are caught off-guard beside the lovely Elliott Hall pool. | herself at the Red Door. When asked what she particular-ly liked and disliked about this campus, Miss Wilkinson replied: "I like the sister song and all those marvelous friendly girls who at-tend UNCG." She dislikes the grass in front of the library and those naughty librarians who clump around the stacks in high heels. She also dislikes all the books in the library because she Misses Barbara Wilkinson and never knows which ones to steal. Diane Oliver were announced as I The popular Miss Wilkinson is a finalists in the CAROLINIAN familiar face on campus. As Mar- Search For Beauty. The staff has | ty Joe Hoover said of her: "I like been searching for a long time j the way she writes." Miss Wilkin-now, and the Queen will chosen by son has been In "millions of beau-secret ballot later today. ty contests," serving most recently The winner will be given a com- as Sweetheart of Lamba, Laraba, plctc free meal at the Apple Lamba Chapter of Gamba. Gamba, Tuesday Brawl Wreaks Havoc On Pancaki's Parquet Floors Three thousand students were Injured this week in a brawl which began as Elliott Hall's weekly "Tuesday Tea." Twelve tea carts were wrecked: ten tables were splintered: and thousands of dish-es were broken. Hundreds of glass ash trays full of lighted cigarettes were crush-ed and ground into the PRECIOUS Parquet Floor of Cone Ballroom. Estimates of the damage done run into octillions of dollars. NOODLE SALAD DID IT The trouble began when Pris-cilia Llttleday, a student, bit into one of the noodle salad sandwiches being served. Reacting violently to the taste, Miss Littlelady threw the sandwich at Miss Elfira Pan-caki. Director of Elliott Hall, who happened to be pushing a tea carl past at the unfortunate moment. Enraged by Miss I.lttleday's ac-tion. Miss Pancaki backed off, then charged ahead pushing the tea cart at full speed over Miss Littlelady. Miss Pancaki, glowing with a look of sadistic relish, then jumped up and down on Miss Littlelady who lay prone on the i Parquet Floor. Pandemonium broke loose when several House Counselors noticed the fight. Eight of them raced herd to Miss Pancaki's as-sccne with excited delight :.nd were heard to yell such remarks as. "Go. Miss Pan!". "Let 'em have 't, ladles!", and "Throw the piano at "cm!" KAT CALMS FRUITS' The battle finally ended when Dean Kitty Kat arrived. Dean Kat hurled the punch bowl, still full of saltpeter punch. Into the midst of the screaming, fighting females and shouted, "Now cut that out, you Fruits!" Recognizing the v'olce of their leader, all promptly stop-ped fighting and stood at atten-tion except for Miss Pancaki and Miss Littlelady who were unable to stand at all. Miss Littlelady was taken to the University Infirmary where she was treated for a head cold. Miss Pancaki was taken to a hos- Gamba. DAFFY DIANE Miss Oliver is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. William Oliver of Charlotte. Her hobbies include cooking, sewing, going to" cocktail parties, and listening to Jazz. When not participating |n these activities Continued on Page Three o Uniform Rules Make Campus A Healthier Happier, Safer Home Court of Social Regulations has set up a committee to settle the problems that arise continuously and repeatedly over certain social rules. One of the main problems has been concerned with students walking through locked dlors. They absolutely must be made to realize the importance of opening these doors first. The repair bill has been absolute outrageous. DOOR DESTRUCTION Part of the problem has arisen because of the inconsistency in the time for locking these dorm doors. At present the right end door closes at 7:23 p.m.. the left end at 9:37 p.m., the basement door at 6:18 p.m. and the main door at anywhere from 11:48 p. m to 12:03 Continued on Page Three Vesper Services, Sex Highlight '64 Follies Tonght at eight-thirty in Ay- her own lovely creations, a fuscia cock Auditorium the House Coun- [and Hold chiffon, strapless thlgh-selors will present their annual length gown. Mrs. Johnson will variety show, which they havcl'o'low with a solo on the banjo, ntltled the Senior Citizens Follies. Mrs. Chester Arthur will be the Mistress of Ceremonies. (She gets kidded a lot about her name.) Mrs Aldinc Bealc, thcr friends call her just plain "Al "I will be-gin the show with a tap dance to pltal In the city where she is still I the flashy tempo of The Blue semi-conscious and muttering In-1 Danube. She will be accompanied coherently about "Love" and ion the banjo by Mrs. Ruthle John- Parquet Floors." | son. Mrs. Bealc will wear one of The photographer captured a dramatic moment m the life <*/ Anne Prince, before she was rushed to the mfirviary and P«< under heavy sedaton. was the ne*t resource person. NO INFO The Dean was unable to make public any first hand Information since the infirmary visltng hours had ended, but Dean Taylor did reveal copies of Dr. Eppel's con- I fldcntlal report on Miss Prince's state of mind. j According lo the report, Miss Prince was found in a catatonic stupor, and diagnosed as phychotlc with delusions of persectlon. Ac-cording to Dr. Eppel, she kept mumbling something about the Knotts gang tracking her down. Dr. Eppel expects Miss Prince to recover "sooner or later." Mean-while. Dean Taylor has promised to keep the campus posted on the stale of her health. Copies of Dr. Eppel's dally report will be posted on the Elliott Hall bulletin board. "Take that, my dear! That'll teach you to conduct yourself like a lady!" FOUR HOUR BATTLE Four thousand students charged forward to defend Miss Littlelady but wc.e held off by Miss Pan-caki and the House Counselors who fired noodle salad sandwiches at them in rapid succession. The students held their ground, and when the supply of noodle salads began giving out, they en- SGA Limits Courts' Fun By Abolishing Handbooks with her own Interpretation of the piano interpretation of Handel's Messiah. Miss Falck, more commonly known as "Fore Frannle," will then demonstrate her top flight golfing form by chipping a few balls into the balcony with her trusy 9-lron. Mrs. Eloise George will act as Frannic's caddy in the balcony, and return to the stage to show slides of a past Vesper Service In Mary Foust. Mrs. Gladys Knight, better known as "Happy." will follow this by what Is considered the high-light of the evening—her prize-winning cobra, Morris, will devour Legislature met In a special ses-, for this office since she worked; and digest, right there on stage, slon last night after Miss Vestal last summer for the National Park [Mrs. Nancy Mclvin. who will later consulted with Chancelor Single- In Alaska on their grass weeding return iwe hope) to give a dra-tary, who felt It urgently needed, project. Miss Soyars stated that Imatie reading of a soliloquy from The main Item of business for this it was necessary for the floor to Shaw's St. Joan. session was the abolition of the be opened to the gallery so Miss Mrs Gillette will then proceed handbook. Haver's roommate could speak, with a demonstration of her in- As Miss Vestal called the meet- Without further discussion, the I famous blip-blip razor blade by • ing to order, the pages were j nomination was approved, scurylng around, carrying notes | MUST BREAK RULES from Dr. Hunt to Miss Montz. our I After a few other minor rule political science major. In a usual changes, the body considered the manner, the SGA force was out in , abolition of the handbook. Miss full, but a mere quorum of mem- I Blggard presented the bill and in bers was present. | speaking for the motion stated UNUSUAL TRAINING [that "because of the increase in The meeting began quite nor- the costs of University operation, mally with Miss Elliot reading the it Is essential that we, as leglsla-minutes and calling the role. There tors help alleviate this problem, was some mix-up since the mem- Without handbooks, the University | countered with p ckle-cream cook- [ bers continually gave the names . would save an enormous amount ics. The battle raged on for nearly four hours, the House Counselors and Miss Pancaki fighting valiant-ly against five tin "sand students. The campus police were sum-moned soon after Hie fight began and were on hand throughout the entire four hours. They viewed the of those present, not knowing the |of money which is spent yearly, absent members, and after half M:ss Abernathy spoke against the the role was called it had to be bill, because we need rules to be adj-.sted. broken, in fact It is our responsl-first on the agenda was the bility to have them for the courts acceptance of Miss Mirthy Haver I to function propc^. Otherwise as grass cutting chairman. Miss this would end thAJreekly fun of Haver has had unusual training | Continued on Page Three performing an appendectomy on Mrs. Lucy White, who has graci-ously volunteered her abdomen. But then, the audience will be pleased to discover, Lucy will be put back in tip-top shape by the amazingly speedy needlework of Mrs. Ruth Lott, who plans, we hear, to use the same pink yam she used to make the welcome mat in front of her dorm. Mrs. Estes will read her book review on Sex and The Single Girl while Mrs. Anne Carter pro-vides the appropriate background music on her fife with "Indian Love Call." A ten-mlnutc Intermission will follow with cotton candy and gin fizzes being served In the lobby Continue* on Page Three
Object Description
Title | The Carolinian [April 1, 1964] |
Date | 1964-04-01 |
Editor/creator | Winston, Judy |
Subject headings | University of North Carolina at Greensboro--Newspapers;College student newspapers and periodicals-- North Carolina--Greensboro;Student publications--North Carolina--Greensboro;Student activities--North Carolina--History |
Place | Greensboro (N.C.) |
Description | The April 1, 1964, issue of The Carolinian, the student newspaper of The University of North Carolina at Greensboro. |
Type | Text |
Original format | Newspapers |
Original publisher | Greensboro, N.C. : The University of North Carolina at Greensboro |
Language | eng |
Contributing institution | Martha Blakeney Hodges Special Collections and University Archives, UNCG University Libraries |
Publication | The Carolinian |
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Object ID | 1964-04-01-carolinian |
Date digitized | 2011 |
Digital publisher | The University of North Carolina at Greensboro, University Libraries |
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Sponsor | Lyrasis Members and Sloan Foundation |
OCLC number | 871559271 |
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Happy
April ^Jre Carolntf |